Thoughts I Had at a Contemporary Ballet
For the record it was amazing
- •Wow I'm out of shapeI can count his abs through that "shirt"
- •But can they do the Macarena?I think I have that one on them
- •Why is there an intermission with one dance left?
- •This is not as long as I thought
- •Now I have enough time for Krispy Kremes afterI could probably eat more doughnuts than the performer
- •Why am I so competitive?
- •If we were in the hunger games together I think that one would kill me first
- •I wonder if they know the dance to Bet On It in High School Musical 2
- •Don't fall asleep, don't fall asleep...I don't care how soothing Bach is, it is not the time or place
- •How many times are they gonna bow, I can't clap much longer