List of my favorite jokes (or reasons I'm a blast at parties)

I'm not a dad, but I had one, and he definitely passed on his love of corny jokes to me. Without further ado
  1. This is my current go to joke
    Not sure where I saw it
  2. This one is from my sister
  3. This will always be a favorite
    I'm a little embarrassed to say it came from Highlights Magazine, so... Some kid wrote it
  4. Oldie but a goodie
  5. Hahahaha
    Not sure where is saw this either
  6. And finally for the grand finale, a joke that is all over the place but that I had some guy at a party repeat to me 1000 times so I could tell my siblings...
    Text here copied from www.jokes4us.com
  7. And the end to the last one...