1. Project Runway
    Tim Gunn and I could change the world
  2. Diners, Drive-ins, & Dives
    I mean...I live this show
  3. Cupcake Wars
    Seems like the easiest, lamest hosting gig that ends with an "all you can eat" cupcake buffet
  4. Family Feud
    Anyone is better than Steve Harvey
  5. "Coffee Talk"
    This is pronounced "Kawfee Tawk"...and I would be an excellent co-host to Linda Richman. If you don't know what this is I'm sad for you
  6. The Dundees
    Michael Scott + Chilis = the greatest night of my life