THINGS I THINK ABOUT WHILE LAYING IN THE DARK

  1. I hope I don't get murdered.
  2. Where is the remote?
  3. Why do the clothes in my closet look like people?
  4. Who left the closet door open?
  5. Why isn't the bathroom light on?
  6. Wait...is someone in the bathroom?
  7. Ron!!!!! Where are you?
  8. I'm hungry.
  9. Am I blind...or is it just really dark? I think I'm blind and I don't know I'm blind.
  10. Rapture? Did it happen. I can't hear anything.
  11. Phone light...you are not enough to make me feel safe.