THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IN THE STALL NEXT TO YOU IN THE PUBLIC BATHROOM

  1. Someone asking you to pass some TP
    Then you see the dreaded hand come into your stall from the one next to you
  2. Plop sounds
    Self explanatory
  3. Groaning followed by plop sounds
    Self explanatory
  4. Extreme coughing followed by plop sounds
    Self explanatory
  5. Laughter