The very first questions my kid brother had for my college boyfriend
Eleven year olds, man.
- •Does it bother you that she is so much taller than you?
- •Are you really a vegetarian?
- •Forreal, vegetarian?
- •Why though?
- •Have you tried bacon?
- •Do you think Jar Jar Binks is cool?
- •Are you going to marry her?
- •Why did you go to (State college #1)?
- •Did you not get into <State College #2>?
- •Why are you a democrat?
- •Do you agree with Obamacare?
- •Why do you even like her?
- •Do you know how to play Mario Kart?