The very first questions my kid brother had for my college boyfriend

Eleven year olds, man.
  1. Does it bother you that she is so much taller than you?
  2. Are you really a vegetarian?
  3. Forreal, vegetarian?
  4. Why though?
  5. Have you tried bacon?
  6. Do you think Jar Jar Binks is cool?
  7. Are you going to marry her?
  8. Why did you go to (State college #1)?
  9. Did you not get into <State College #2>?
  10. Why are you a democrat?
  11. Do you agree with Obamacare?
  12. Why do you even like her?
  13. Do you know how to play Mario Kart?