HOW I LOST ALL THE TOES ON MY LEFT FOOT
- 1.Middle toeSome girl tried to cut me in the porto-potty line at EDC in 2009. I was pissed so I said hey girl look down and was like flipping her off with my toe (she could see b/c I was wearing a gladiator sandal). She didn't like this.
- 2.Index toeThis dumbass witch doctor I met in cabo found out I was making a voodoo doll of her (because I tweeted about it) she said if I apologized I could have it back but that is NOT happening
- 3.Pinkie toeThis one was confusing b/c I dipped my foot into a litter box and when I came back out the pinkie toe was gone
- 4.Ring toeI don't want to talk about this one I'm still really upset about it
- 5.Big toeDrew a little face on it and baked it into a king cake :)