THINGS BILL MURRAY HAS SAID TO ME

  1. "That's a terrible way to start a conversation"
    When I said, "I hate to bother you...."
  2. "Don't mind me I am just doing my calf stretches"
    As he is stretching his calves out on the stairs.
  3. "My what a beautiful belly!"
    As @b_lion made me show Bill my crayola ponyfish tattoo on my side boob, he said....