TASKS I WOULD ASSIGN TO MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT (IF I HAD ONE)

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. Keep my refrigerator constantly stocked with diet coke
  2. Cook for me
  3. Give me pedicures
  4. Balance my checkbook
  5. Do my Christmas shopping
  6. Do my q2 hour patient turns for me
  7. Buy me a cat and vacuum when it's hair gets everywhere
  8. Buy me a dog and take care of it while I'm at work
  9. Set me up with cute boys
  10. Make everyone in my neighborhood be quiet when I'm trying to sleep in the middle of the day after night shift
  11. Sort my mail