Reasons to Get a Hotel Room Over Thanksgiving (*remember for Next Year)

  1. (6'7 husband + 4 year old + me)/ full bed= no sleep
  2. Dad's never ending watching of History Channel, news, and football
  3. Dad spraying the floor with Windex when I am trying to sleep on the couch (see #1)
  4. Two bathrooms and 11 people
  5. iPhone charger theft
  6. No locks on bathroom doors (see above)
  7. Compulsion to eat leftovers at 11:00 at night
  8. Parents' compulsion to try to give us leftovers from 30 years ago