My life is rigged

If it can happen to someone, it happens to me.
  1. Got my nails done...cut myself on the hand with one at the gym
  2. Slipped in front of fridge at work
    Some bitch ass spilt water and didn't clean it up so my bitch ass slipped. I hit my bad wrist and knee on the floor and a locker so yea hope I'm ok I guess I'll find out tomorrow!