Shit Easton says

This kid has no idea
  1. "Didn't Bob Dylan create KFC?"
  2. "What's the difference between Marlin Manson and Marlin Monroe?"
  3. He actually calls Moaning Murtle form Harry Potter "Murning Mortle."
  4. Iowaska helped me learn Harry Potter
    (Has never taken iowaska)
  5. "You should really go in there and soak that thing for 5 hours."
    Referring to my vagina
  6. "Is tbh something?"
  7. "I don't have time to worry about hell right now, I have a room to clean."