Where'd All The Milk Go? (AKA Things I Wish Hadn't Happened Today)

It's hump day y'all
  1. "It's Humpday, you should be smiling more!"
    From creepy old dude who always creeps when I'm walking to my office. At work. At 5:30 in the morning. In a deserted hallway. Just meeee and himmmm.
  2. My work email crashing half way through the day.
    My inbox is going to be a fucking nightmare tomorrow... If it even opens... #jesustakethewheel
  3. "I just wanted to say that I watch you every day and I think you always look so chic."
    Second creepy old guy. At work. Who I have never seen before. WHO PHYSICALLY GRABBED MY ARM OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM TO MAKE ME STOP SO HE COULD TELL ME THIS. I honestly don't think he was trying to be gross, and I know he thought he was being nice... But it was gross. And I was super uncomfortable. Like where are you watching from.... And don't touch me bitch...
  4. Having to wait in line for gas for 30 minutes because #nogasingeorgia
    People are stupid. That's what I got out of this experience.
  5. Getting rained on. Because my umbrella is in the car.
    There's almost nothing I hate more than getting rained on.
  6. And last.
  7. But not AT ALL least.
  8. I'm out of milk. And I don't want to go to the store. And all I want is a fucking bowl of cereal.