WORDS OF WISDOM MY GENIUS SISTER HAS BLESSED ME WITH

She wanted it...
  1. "I cannot poop under pressure to save my life"
  2. | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | I | | MISS | | ZAYN | | ______| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ
  3. "Roman history is batshit crazy"
  4. " Confidence is key. That's basically my motto by me. Whenever I meet new people I'm like HAY and they're like ARE YOU A SOPHOMORE and I'm like NO IM JUST HAWT AF BOW DOWN"
  5. "I wish I had a onesie on. What a conversation piece that would make."
  6. "They're doing humans vs zombies. I want to just casually pull out a nerf gun and kill one of them. Or like a bow and arrow. Or a battle ax."
  7. "I have two tests tomorrow. THIS IS BULLSHIT I SAY. BULLSHIT."
  8. "Nothing's going on for fall break. I'm like Harry all alone at Hogwarts except there's no Weasleys and IM A MUGGLE."