Things I've learned in one week on Tinder

  1. Everyone, and I mean everyone, looks better in sunglasses.
  2. Men in the South think photos with dead animals and motorcycles will attract women.
  3. Men who put photos of their children on Tinder should be told otherwise. It's okay to say you have kids, but I don't think you have to show them.
  4. Our schools have failed in teaching proofreading, grammar and spelling skills.
  5. Random hookups can be fun!