MOST ANNOYING THINGS MIKEY DOES
- •he doesn't know how to use the "when will my husband return from war" joke correctlyhe goes "when will I return from war" while looking out a window meaningfully and it PISSES ME OFF
- •he has zero chill. none.
- •begins to tell me something and then says "never mind"expects me to pester him about it until he tells me
- •says "I gotta go" on FaceTime really quickly, hangs up, and doesn't say why