MOST ANNOYING THINGS MIKEY DOES

  1. he doesn't know how to use the "when will my husband return from war" joke correctly
    he goes "when will I return from war" while looking out a window meaningfully and it PISSES ME OFF
  2. he has zero chill. none.
  3. begins to tell me something and then says "never mind"
    expects me to pester him about it until he tells me
  4. says "I gotta go" on FaceTime really quickly, hangs up, and doesn't say why