Reasons Why Working With Kids Isn't Always Great

This is not an exhaustive list, this is just what happened TODAY. (I love my job. But there are days...)
  1. A toddler bit me on the leg
    Really, really. Kids are so weird. I don't understand why they feel the need to BITE OTHER HUMANS? (I do. They're teething. STILL WEIRD.)
  2. A kid dumped his lunch on the floor
    Have you ever tried sweeping cooked noodles?
  3. A kid cried on and off all. day.
    He's one of my favorites. I LOVE this kid, but he had a rough day and there really wasn't anything I could do about it.
  4. I got PINK EYE
    This is awful. Have you had pink eye as a grown person? Would not recommend! I want to pull my eyes out of my face and also sleep forever. I can't even see properly.
  5. (This list was super whiny. Sorry 'bout it.)