Things My Best Friend Does That Annoy the Shit Out of ME
I should preface this by saying I love @slotherson2028 with my whole heart, she is my person, and she is sitting next to me as I write this. 💕👯
- •She encourages my dog to lick her toes.I HATE THIS SO MUCH AND SHE KNOWS IT. 😷
- •She throws (empty) cups into my backseat (where there is definitely already other trash).I'm gross. This shouldn't bother me.
- •She mocks my love for The X-FilesMe: David Duchovny is getting a star on the walk of fame! Chloe: Why?? 😐😐
- •She plays Wrapped In Red by Kelly Clarkson all year long, JUST TO ANNOY MEI hate that STUPID SONG AND SHE KNOWS IT
- •But then she also texts me "I have half of a spicy ass burrito I need you to eat."So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ she's pretty great.