Things My Best Friend Does That Annoy the Shit Out of ME

I should preface this by saying I love @slotherson2028 with my whole heart, she is my person, and she is sitting next to me as I write this. 💕👯
  1. She encourages my dog to lick her toes.
    I HATE THIS SO MUCH AND SHE KNOWS IT. 😷
  2. She throws (empty) cups into my backseat (where there is definitely already other trash).
    I'm gross. This shouldn't bother me.
  3. She mocks my love for The X-Files
    Me: David Duchovny is getting a star on the walk of fame! Chloe: Why?? 😐😐
  4. She plays Wrapped In Red by Kelly Clarkson all year long, JUST TO ANNOY ME
    I hate that STUPID SONG AND SHE KNOWS IT
  5. But then she also texts me "I have half of a spicy ass burrito I need you to eat."
    So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ she's pretty great.