THINGS I BELIEVE FOR NO REASON

  1. Michael Stipe and Billy Joel would be really great friends
  2. Jenny is Gossip Girl and Dan just took the fall for his sister and it's unsettling this isn't on the record
  3. Bob Dylan wears matching pajamas every night
  4. Tom Cruise isn't really a member of Scientology
  5. Starbucks will come out with a clothing line