THINGS THAT COULD BE CAUSING THE NOISES I'M HEARING WHILE ALONE IN MY APARTMENT
- •Mice, but the kind that move so quickly I never see them.
- •The wind, somehow.
- •Ghosts, tapping my bookshelves with chopsticks because I was supposed to feed them or something.
- •My neighbor's dog, via telekinesis.
- •Werewolves, hopefully the hot shirtless kind like on MTV.
- •Something murderous, probably.