HALLOWEEN COSTUMES I'VE WORN

  1. Yellow Peanut M&M
    It was a lumpy, bright yellow, egg-shaped sack and I rocked it liked nobody's business. I was also 4 years old so I probably looked cute in anything.
  2. Pumpkin
    I was one of those #basic babies.
  3. Zombie Cheerleader
  4. Pocahontas
    Before I knew about cultural appropriation and that the Disney movie is basically just a romanticized account of colonization and murder
  5. Pippi Longstocking
  6. Hermione Granger
    Got a lot of "Catholic schoolgirl??" accompanied by this face 😏
  7. Prison Inmate
    Name: "Miss Behaved". Looking back, it's weird that my mom let me leave the house in that costume, let alone the Party City. (I was 10.)