Memorable Bad Dates
Real actual first dates I went on.
- •One girl belted opera while we were in the middle of a froyo shop.
- •At a brewery, she prayed before drinking her beer.
- •She told me she loved me... 45 minutes after we met.
- •She vividly described all the nastiest sea creatures and how they could painfully kill me.
- •When she found out the dog in my tinder pic belonged to my friend, she immediately lot interest.