Memorable Bad Dates

Real actual first dates I went on.
  1. One girl belted opera while we were in the middle of a froyo shop.
  2. At a brewery, she prayed before drinking her beer.
  3. She told me she loved me... 45 minutes after we met.
  4. She vividly described all the nastiest sea creatures and how they could painfully kill me.
  5. When she found out the dog in my tinder pic belonged to my friend, she immediately lot interest.