DETAILS ABOUT ME THAT MAKE THE QUESTION, "DO YOU WORK HERE?", UNNECESSARY

I work in a bookstore, so it's not bad. Really. How can I help you?
  1. 1.
    My name tag. It states my name, naturally, and the name of the store in which you are currently shopping.
  2. 2.
    My company issued phone. It has actual buttons(!) and resembles my first cell phone from 15 years ago.
  3. 3.
    The towering stack of merchandise I have cradled in my arms. In my case, books. If I have fifteen copies of James Patterson's weekly release in hand, chances are quite excellent that they are not all for me.
  4. 4.
    I'm constructing a display, wielding assorted plexiglass shelving, rolls of (money-saving!) stickers, and a fleet of fully loaded book carts.
  5. 5.
    I'm standing behind a desk with a sign over it reading 'Customer Service'.