SIGNS I MIGHT BE READY FOR A BREAK FROM CHRISTMAS SHOPPERS

Bookstore version. Will probably add to this list throughout the next few days
  1. Every time someone asks if we have "adult coloring books", I laugh (only on the inside, of course)
  2. Typed in "How to Drain Your Dragon" twice before noticing I had mistyped the title.
    It should have been "How to Train..."
  3. Every time someone asks me if I wrap, I rap a witty answer in my head.