1. I sold books to Chris Rock
    I have no photographic proof of this transaction because I chose to pretend not to recognize him, saving us both from an awkward situation. You're welcome Chris Rock. (Also, to clarify, I work at a book store. This wasn't any sort of sketchy literary deal in a dark alley...)
  2. Chris Rock was on Saturday Night Live with Jimmy Fallon
    I know, they were cast members during different time periods, but here they are together in the send-off.
  3. Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show guest...
    Kevin Bacon.