SWEET NOTHINGS* THAT HAVE BEEN WHISPERED INTO MY EAR BY MY YOUNGER SON (7)

*not very sweet at all
  1. Mommy, you're not worthy enough for Thor's hammer
    I whispered back, "Yes, I know, and that is my greatest shame."
  2. I touched Fargo's balls.
    Fargo is our dog. Not neutered, incidentally.