VARIOUS WAYS I NEARLY DIED THIS WEEK
- •Violent, uncontrollable sneezing while driving.
- •Fogged up glasses, also while driving.From my fresh, hot, steamy coffee.
- •Tripping over the dog (who was licking the floor) in the kitchen while transporting a pan of boiling hot potatoes to the sink.
- •Squirting water from my water bottle directly into my windpipe while trying to drink.While choking and coughing up water, my dog decided he would help me by humping my arm.