Reasons I Love Mom

  1. Endless positivity!
  2. She calls the man she's dating her "gentleman friend"
  3. She doesn't complain about anything
  4. Break up advice
    "The best way to get over a man is to get under another"
  5. Life advice
    "Nothing's free" "Buy 4-ply"
  6. She claims to have seen Bruno Mars in concert 3x