Special Skills 💯

  1. Faux twerking
  2. Mediocre piano playing
  3. Deflecting attention
  4. Ex-boyfriend dramaturgy
  5. Inner monologues
  6. Strong improv skills
    when alone and in the car
  7. Always precisely 5 minutes late
  8. Overthinking social media
  9. 15 years' experience in procrastination
  10. Accents: pretend Australian, non-offensive Japanese
  11. Cold reading passive aggressive agent e-mails
  12. 10 year age range
    depending on bed time
  13. Fluent in emoji
    😜🙌
  14. Can cry on cue
    any time before "action" and after "cut"