Inspired by @dev
  1. He's not my baby! I don't have a baby. This is Noah (see "things I learned from attending a home birth" list). We've been friends since day 1, literally.
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  2. My friend and I threw a belated baby shower for two of our friends who had recently given birth. We called it Babychella. Tagline: "it's like Coachella, but for babies". We had flash tats, flowers and friendship bracelets. We thought we were so original!
    Later, I heard that Kim K did the same thing for North West, but better. There was a teepee. There was a ferris wheel. There was Kylie. Apparently, I don't keep up with the Kardashians.
  3. We had a little photo booth area set up to take pics with the babies. All the photos are of me kissing the babies and they look thrilled.
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  4. Noah's shirt says "I love my gay uncle"
  5. The day ended with a torrential down pour, which shut down the party. The babies went home.
  6. My friends and I went inside, drank more champagne and waited for the weather to clear (in Hawaii, rainstorms only last 20 minutes). We went back outside, lounged in the hot tub and raced a huge blow-up duck and swan across the pool because that's what you do when you don't have kids.