Things I've Heard a Casting Director Say to Me

This is the short list @zoe
  1. "Do it the same, but sexier."
  2. "You look like a scared cat."
  3. "So, I'm a nude photographer in my spare time..."
    Creepy dude with leg cast.
  4. "Are you nervous?"
    Yes.
  5. "You look like a combination of 3 of my friends."
  6. "Are you here for Ethnic Girl 1 or 2?"
  7. "How old are you?"
  8. "I loved the choice to make the character really nervous."
    Wasn't a choice.
  9. "I think I've seen you before."
    Nope. *feels unoriginal*
  10. "So, I'm a nude photographer in my spare time..."
    You've asked me this before. NO.
  11. "They're looking for like, Angelina Jolie in Gia meets 90's Tilda Swinton meets Kathy Najimy in Hocus Pocus. But ethnically ambiguous."
    Ok I made that up, but what a dream she would be! 💖