Things I've Heard Myself Say to a Casting Director
- •"You sir, get a handshake AND a headshot!"Followed by a jester-like presentation of both.
- •"Hi! I'm auditioning for Multiracial Vampire #2."Did not book.
- •"Yes, I'm totally fine with eating meat."I'm not.
- •Mispronouncing my (former) agency's name
- •"OMG I love Homeland!"Never seen it. I know, I know...