Things I've Heard Myself Say to a Casting Director

  1. "You sir, get a handshake AND a headshot!"
    Followed by a jester-like presentation of both.
  2. "Hi! I'm auditioning for Multiracial Vampire #2."
    Did not book.
  3. "Yes, I'm totally fine with eating meat."
    I'm not.
  4. Mispronouncing my (former) agency's name
  5. "OMG I love Homeland!"
    Never seen it. I know, I know...