Best Things About Having the House to Yourself
Bonus if it's actually your parents' fat suburban house.
- •Pooping with the bathroom door open
- •Total control of the TV, channel and volume
- •My dads office = my office
- •No pants
- •Playing The Weeknd as loud as possible
- •Dancing like a crazy personSee previous two items.
- •Having my way with the contents of the fridge
- •And the pantry
- •And the secret pantry in the basement