Best Things About Having the House to Yourself

Bonus if it's actually your parents' fat suburban house.
  1. Pooping with the bathroom door open
  2. Total control of the TV, channel and volume
  3. My dads office = my office
  4. No pants
  5. Playing The Weeknd as loud as possible
  6. Dancing like a crazy person
    See previous two items.
  7. Having my way with the contents of the fridge
  8. And the pantry
  9. And the secret pantry in the basement