Bonus if it's actually your parents' fat suburban house.
  1. Pooping with the bathroom door open
  2. Total control of the TV, channel and volume
  3. My dads office = my office
  4. No pants
  5. Playing The Weeknd as loud as possible
  6. Dancing like a crazy person
    See previous two items.
  7. Having my way with the contents of the fridge
  8. And the pantry
  9. And the secret pantry in the basement