Guys From Michigan on Tinder Be Like

  1. Holding something they shot/killed
    Like a deer or some fish
  2. Bro group shot
    Which one are you, in a sea of pink and Sperrys and comb overs?
  3. Riding a heavy piece of machinery
    Motorcycles, tractors, zambonies...
  4. Head to toe Detroit sports team gear
    I get it.
  5. Keg stands
    In your best bro's corn field backyard, I'm sure
  6. Corporate bathroom selfie in a suit
    So you work in finance in downtown Detroit.
  7. Tats and pitbulls
    They do go well together don't they?