Kickass Konklusions

  1. PART A: I ain't got time to revolve my entire life around trying to get skinnier.
  2. PART B: The more time and energy you put into trying to get skinny the more it consumes you. What you feed, will grow.
    Pun intended: the more I feed my ass, the more it will grow. But ALSO: the more I feed my genuine appreciation of my honest to goodness self, the more that appreciation will grow.
  3. Retail therapy is REAL.
    And it works damn well.
  4. From now on, I eat gluten no questions asked.
  5. And carbs. Whenever I fuckin feel like it.
  6. It's okay to be blunt with people but it's also okay to sugar coat when the situation is right.