My Areas of Expertise

Yuhbitch.
  1. 1.
    Whether or not your last idea was a good one
  2. 2.
    How quickly you should leave me alone
  3. 3.
    How much better my favorite song is than yours
  4. 4.
    Why making plans too far in advance is an unnecessary evil
    No I don't know what I'm doing for dinner next Saturday you big loon
  5. 5.
    Staying silent during political discussions
    😑
  6. 6.
    Driving just crazy enough to scare you but never hurt you
  7. 7.
    ^^ accidentally muting Google Maps and missing my exit
  8. 8.
    Impersonating Tricia Takanawa, Asian news correspondent on Family Guy.
    Thank you, Diane.
  9. 9.
    Judging you for smoking.
    Sorry I'm not sorry.
  10. 10.
    Convincing people to not go out
    Just take out your contacts and put a sweatshirt on and it will all make sense.