My Areas of Expertise
- 1.Whether or not your last idea was a good one
- 2.How quickly you should leave me alone
- 3.How much better my favorite song is than yours
- 4.Why making plans too far in advance is an unnecessary evilNo I don't know what I'm doing for dinner next Saturday you big loon
- 5.Staying silent during political discussions😑
- 6.Driving just crazy enough to scare you but never hurt you
- 7.^^ accidentally muting Google Maps and missing my exit
- 8.Impersonating Tricia Takanawa, Asian news correspondent on Family Guy.Thank you, Diane.
- 9.Judging you for smoking.Sorry I'm not sorry.
- 10.Convincing people to not go outJust take out your contacts and put a sweatshirt on and it will all make sense.