My Areas of Expertise
- •Whether or not your last idea was a good one
- •How quickly you should leave me alone
- •How much better my favorite song is than yours
- •Why making plans too far in advance is an unnecessary evilNo I don't know what I'm doing for dinner next Saturday you big loon
- •Staying silent during political discussions😑
- •Driving just crazy enough to scare you but never hurt you
- •^^ accidentally muting Google Maps and missing my exit
- •Impersonating Tricia Takanawa, Asian news correspondent on Family Guy.Thank you, Diane.
- •Judging you for smoking.Sorry I'm not sorry.
- •Convincing people to not go outJust take out your contacts and put a sweatshirt on and it will all make sense.