Texts on My Phone Right Now

  1. If it's burger, then it's burger
  2. Yea I know. Pants only.
  3. I'm a big pile of spaghetti
  4. I wanna kill all these fuckers
  5. You're up at 6am looking up fetty wap memes? I'm impressed.
  6. Was there barbecue sauce on them
  7. I think I found a friend
  8. Man. Why don't our guys like us back? We're awesome.