1. 🤖
    Finally something to represent my lack of human emotions!
  2. 🖖🏻
    The Star Wars fans get a new movie, but who cares? Trekkies get this cool new emoticon.
  3. 🦄
    This emoji proves they're real. Don't question the knowledge of apple.
  4. 🛎
    What I'll text my "friends" who never respond.
  5. 🇾🇪🇪🇭🇼🇫🇻🇳🇻🇪🇿🇲🇿🇼🇻🇺🇺🇿🇺🇾🇺🇸🇺🇬🇬🇧🇹🇻🇹🇨🇹🇲🇹🇷🇹🇳🇹🇱🇹🇬🇹🇰🇹🇴🇹🇹🇹🇭🇹🇿🇹🇯🇹🇼🇸🇾🇸🇩🇸🇷🇸🇿🇸🇪🇨🇭🇰🇷🇸🇸🇪🇸🇱🇰🇸🇧🇸🇮🇸🇲🇸🇹🇵🇦
    We can all just pretend that we recognize more than three of these flags...
  6. 🍾
    Now we just need an orange juice emoji so we don't have to waste our energy typing out "mimosas."
  7. 🕸
    A perfect emoji for when I'm spinning a web of lies :)
  8. Ah yes - where all of my dreams lie.
  9. 🖕🏻
    Finally! Something other than "ok" that I can text my mom when she tells me to clean my room!