1. An unspoken excuse for being really horrible at physical activities
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    my gym teacher essentially treats me like it's a handicap
  2. You're easy to find
    pretty much you're a giant highlighter
  3. You're attractive
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    doesn't really matter what you look like, people assume you are attractive
  4. It's okay if you're stupid
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    I mean you're blonde