1. I can touch my nose with my tongue
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  2. I can play king of the mountain
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  3. I can spit and not get in trouble
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  4. I can hippo paddle
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  5. I can take my own shower
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  6. I can play hide and seek
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  7. I can make you uncomfortable with my stare
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  8. I can laugh hysterically at the smallest thing
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  9. I can win a sparring match without even throwing a punch
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  10. I can give piggyback rides
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  11. I can help you take pictures
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  12. I can stuff my mouth full
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  13. I can sleep a long time
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  14. I can balance my kids on my head
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  15. I can fly faster than a jet
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  16. It's not what I can do but what I can't I am the smartest "animal" on earth
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