What I'm thinking as I watch Women's Gymnastics

  1. $1200 for a leotard? Really?
  2. For that kind of money, you'd think they could buy uniforms that didn't ride up their asses.
  3. If I were a genius, I would invent chalk that wasn't white so it didn't stand out in skin and on costumes.
  4. These women are so tiny. I'm not sure that one Chinese gymnast is real.
  5. How can people think Alexa Moreno is fat? I'd kill to look like her. And to be as sproingy as she is!
  6. Huh. Bela Karolyi is still alive.