What I'm thinking as I watch Women's Gymnastics
- •$1200 for a leotard? Really?
- •For that kind of money, you'd think they could buy uniforms that didn't ride up their asses.
- •If I were a genius, I would invent chalk that wasn't white so it didn't stand out in skin and on costumes.
- •These women are so tiny. I'm not sure that one Chinese gymnast is real.
- •How can people think Alexa Moreno is fat? I'd kill to look like her. And to be as sproingy as she is!
- •Huh. Bela Karolyi is still alive.