Things I Do Drunk That I Also Do Absolutely Sober

  1. 1.
    Insist that that girl and I will likely end up as BFFS
  2. 2.
    Follow cravings for any combination of beans, cheese, and sour cream
  3. 3.
    Tell a joke a second time, louder
  4. 4.
    Love a crappy radio song unconditionally
  5. 5.
    Misplace my keys, phone, and/or wallet
  6. 6.
    Send text messages that consist only of emojis 👍🏽🍕🎉🙋🏼
  7. 7.
    Be ready for bed at exactly 9:30 pm