1. Insist that that girl and I will likely end up as BFFS
  2. Follow cravings for any combination of beans, cheese, and sour cream
  3. Tell a joke a second time, louder
  4. Love a crappy radio song unconditionally
  5. Misplace my keys, phone, and/or wallet
  6. Send text messages that consist only of emojis 👍🏽🍕🎉🙋🏼
  7. Be ready for bed at exactly 9:30 pm