Things People Say When You Move to San Francisco

  1. 1.
    "Did you know it's expensive there? I heard it's more expensive than NYC!"
  2. 2.
    "I hope you're ready for FOG. 'The coldest summer I ever spent is a summer in San Francisco.' Heh, heh."
  3. 3.
    "Did you know it's expensive?"
  4. 4.
    "Get ready to be in your car a lot."
  5. 5.
    "I heard the tech industry is actually run by Satan?"
  6. 6.
    "I could never live in California. I just like natural beauty too much."
  7. 7.
    "They have like, no water. Get used to 2 minute showers!"
  8. 8.
    "Don't go there, it's SO expensive. Can I come visit when you do though?"