Thoughts I've Had Sitting Next to Your Baby

  1. 1.
    He's so cute.
  2. 2.
    Yes, Chester is the cutest. Wait, is that his name? Is it Chersterin? How do you not know his name?!
  3. 3.
    Those fruit snack things look pretty tasty actually.
  4. 4.
    I should hold him.
  5. 5.
    I don't think I'm doing this right. Did I hear something about supporting the neck? Hm, seems weird.
  6. 6.
    Do not drop him DO NOT DROP HIM.
  7. 7.
    This is nice. I can see why people do this.
  8. 8.
    Why is he crying? What have I done? Take him back, I'm ruining his childhood!
  9. 9.
    So, so cute. But CHESTERIN? That kid is definitely getting beat up in high school.