1. He's so cute.
  2. Yes, Chester is the cutest. Wait, is that his name? Is it Chersterin? How do you not know his name?!
  3. Those fruit snack things look pretty tasty actually.
  4. I should hold him.
  5. I don't think I'm doing this right. Did I hear something about supporting the neck? Hm, seems weird.
  6. Do not drop him DO NOT DROP HIM.
  7. This is nice. I can see why people do this.
  8. Why is he crying? What have I done? Take him back, I'm ruining his childhood!
  9. So, so cute. But CHESTERIN? That kid is definitely getting beat up in high school.