Thoughts I've Had Sitting Next to Your Baby
- 1.He's so cute.
- 2.Yes, Chester is the cutest. Wait, is that his name? Is it Chersterin? How do you not know his name?!
- 3.Those fruit snack things look pretty tasty actually.
- 4.I should hold him.
- 5.I don't think I'm doing this right. Did I hear something about supporting the neck? Hm, seems weird.
- 6.Do not drop him DO NOT DROP HIM.
- 7.This is nice. I can see why people do this.
- 8.Why is he crying? What have I done? Take him back, I'm ruining his childhood!
- 9.So, so cute. But CHESTERIN? That kid is definitely getting beat up in high school.