Why My Parents Are Actually the Costanzas

While I was on the phone with my Dad, there was a possum my parents' backyard.
  1. Mom: It's huge!
  2. Me: So anyway...
  3. Dad: Chris, what are you doing?!
  4. Mom: I'm just getting it some water!
  5. Dad: it doesn't need water! It's a possum!
  6. Mom: I can give it some water if I want!
  7. Dad: Your mother is going outside. (To my Mom), It's just gonna run away!
  8. *sound of sliding door*
  9. Mom: I gave him water.
  10. Dad: Yeah. What'd he say?
  11. Me: Dad I have to go.