AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE

  1. The works of Julia Donaldson
    "A mouse took a stroll through the deep, dark wood"
  2. Spice-rack organisation
    Alphabetical (obvs)
  3. Bookshelf organisation
    As above
  4. Closet organisation
    By colour of the rainbow and sleeve length
  5. Keeping a straight face when people tell me their new baby's name
    "Zeus? How original."
  6. Every single episode of 30 Rock
    "There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory"
  7. Baking things that might have been delicious if one crucial ingredient hadn't been forgotten
    Fucking baking soda
  8. Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me
    I love Peter Sagal
  9. Danish crime dramas
    Flirted with naming my first-born child Troels.
  10. Glitter shellac
    Because sparkly toes make me happy
  11. The Christmas songs of the Muppets
    Probably the best playlist on my iTunes
  12. Plant mimicry
    Basil!