Would you rather...
  1. Have Steven Tyler watch you while you're sleeping or Mick Jagger whisper in your ear?
  2. Have Bob Dylan make you feel his love or the winner of level one (wakeful Steven/whispering Mick)?
  3. Roll like thunder under the covers with Elton John or the winner of level two (wakeful Steven/whispering Mick/palpable Bob)?
  4. Answers below