Packing with a two-year-old - step by step

  1. Step 1: Empty suitcase
  2. Step 2: Child in suitcase
  3. Step 3: Child out of suitcase, clothes in suitcase
  4. Step 4: Half of clothes in suitcase, child in suitcase, fitted sheet and white work shirt also inexplicably in suitcase
  5. Step 5: Child out of suitcase, half of clothes in suitcase, fitted sheet still in suitcase, three shoes and two pieces of peanut-butter bagel also in suitcase
  6. Step 6: Empty suitcase, clothes on floor, half-eaten apple in Wellington boot
  7. Step 7: Child back in suitcase, apple whereabouts unknown
  8. To be continued...