TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL: A CAUTIONARY TALE
Or, why I should probably watch my language around my son
- •When I was two years old, I thought that the word "bastard" meant "mosquito"
- •I also thought that "idiot" meant "driver"
- •My parents only found out when I told my babysitter that "a bastard got Mommy three times" on our vacation
- •She was understandably alarmed