TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL: A CAUTIONARY TALE

Or, why I should probably watch my language around my son
  1. When I was two years old, I thought that the word "bastard" meant "mosquito"
  2. I also thought that "idiot" meant "driver"
  3. My parents only found out when I told my babysitter that "a bastard got Mommy three times" on our vacation
  4. She was understandably alarmed