WAYS PEOPLE MAY HAVE DESCRIBED MY FATHER TO ME
Oh, is your dad...
- •...the guy wearing swimming trunks and clogs?
- •...the guy who just fed-exed the head of a suckling pig to his best friend as a Christmas present?
- •...the guy in your wedding pictures wearing sunglasses and a hairy sporran?
- •...the guy who only wore the hairy sporran after forgetting his beaded-turtle sporran at home?
- •...the guy blasting Tom Jones/tango music/flamenco music from his car just outside the entrance to school?
- •...the guy who gets rid of Mormons at the front door by cheerily telling them his family are all Communists?
- •...the guy who looks exactly like the Big Lebowski?